Smile

1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"
Smile - it means "the other modules were good"

2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"
Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"

3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"
Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"

4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"
Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"

5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"
Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's
sleep and come to office whenever you wish!"

6 . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"
Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "

7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"
Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"

8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"
Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"

9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"
Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

10. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"
SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN"

Deadly Plant

"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous!

This plant is common in Kenya , Rwanda, Uganda in plant nurseries, many offices and  homes. It is a deadly poison, mainly for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch ones eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness. Please alert your buddies.

 

Team Work

truth

The issue about truth is entirely relative. It varies from person to person and each individual decides what he considers truth depending on the audience they are addressing. Life has various ways of showing us certain things and am just beginning to appreciate that (hope its not too late).
When you get to a place and everybody around you seems to be complaining about this and that; so and so, the remedy is take your time and just listen/watch what is happening until you will be able to get your own deductions about the the place and the people around you!

I strongly recommend that you don't trust anybody even the person who is trying to get the closest to you just yet. In fact I'd rather you trust those who are much distant from you because the only reason they may be keeping their distance is because they do not want to tell you lies...

Their counterparts on the other hand may be out to get you in trouble (watu na viatu).

The gist of the matter is;

If I have to tell three people the truth about a situation, my answer may or may be different to the parties. The truth is always hard to concede either by the party telling or the one being told. Sometimes people horde the truth and this is mostly if it is to their benefit. So before you decide to horde the truth in FAVOUR of a LIE, think twice and do to others what you would want them to do to you...

Init Post

I started this blog as a an IT support Blog so as to provide IT support to anyone out there that may need the assistance with their computers and computing devices. It has taken me a while to post articles on the relevant topics that I considered as I created the blog, I have decided to make it a social as well as IT Support Blog. I will discuss IT support as well as social issues on this page so you can keep posted for some witty stories too...

As I lay on my bed, thoughts race past in my mind. So many thoughts, triggered by memories that evoke both joy and a lot of pain in my heart. Lots of questions pop up all devoid of answers...

I soon realise that my thoughts arise from the QUEST for answers to particular questions that are born from different situations and occurences in my life.

There are many people who kill their conscience and I too have tried - to ignore mine but that all seems too impossible. Several questions arise from the thought of ignoring and murdering my conscience so as to move on with my life but at the end of the road I still realise that I cannot do without my conscience and certainly cannot kill it!

I have decided to stay with my conscience alive and bear whatever pain that comes with that. I bear this pain by by my choice to keep my conscience alive even in the event that my past life situation wont let my conscience free. So even as my past situations in life hold on to my conscience, till the day that it will be free, am grateful to all my friends that have stood by me for they have given me a reason to move on the way that i have.

I will admint that Life is an Interesting Journey and live with hope that one day my miracle will surely come. And that one day I will able to live every moment and my memories with happiness and that one day they may stop casing me PAIN. That one day, all those same memories will only bring a smile on my face crowned by tonns of laught er and that I will confortably say “those were the days of our lives.”

Monday, October 19^th 2009. 00:24Hrs

Interesting real life scenario

Recently, after the StandUp Uganda Competition was concluded, I was at home (i don't have to disclose the locale) saw something that left me nodding my head with my laughter abstruse.
Right in front of the gate was parked a van that had a former contestant in the StandUp Uganda Competition, and believe me not just any contestant but one of the top three contestants. These guys were in their van waiting for a colleague when two local women appeared and unknowingly did what they did.
The women were moving about their own business when one looked at the car and probably the tinted windows reminded her of the mirror she did not look into before leaving her house. She SHAMELESSLY walked right up to the car and started admiring her face and hair using the tinted glass windows of the van as the friend gleefully reminded her of each spot she did not see. The guys in the van looked on, their faces adorned by smiles!
As I stood and watched these two ladies, I thought to myself that comedy is derived from everyday life occurrences and just imagined this stand-up comedian creating a script on this situation and getting people to laugh at one of the Comedy nights...

inaugural post

First,I deem it necessary to make an HONEST confession that ever since I started up this blog which was Mid last year, I have never posted up anything. This is not because I did not want to but because of the circumstances that followed in the months after that...
However, that is not of much importance and I just need to assure myself and whoever feels concerned about the issue that am going to be active on this blog from now on. I have had a few articles but that I wrote in times that I felt I needed something.
Recently life dealt me a blow that I have failed to recover from but am optimistic that one day I shall be able to look up at the BLUE SKIES and smile about everything and if possible even laugh about it.